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Joke of the Day
"Jumps into shower Shower : I have a boyfriend"
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"Make the little things count! Teach midgets maths!"
"I once had a llama."
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"- Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with ""Please wait while your computer shuts down""..."
"What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard? A coin to scratch it with."
"What do you call a bear in the rain? Drizzly bear."