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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a zoo that only has dogs? A Shih Tzu"
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"what if you thought you had met your soul mate but then you saw them put mayonnaise on a hotdog"
"Q: When do ghosts have to stop scaring people? A: When they lose their haunting licenses."
"My wife told me I needed to slow down on the alcohol... ...or better yet, stop driving altogether."
"Why don't women propose to men? Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring."
"""You're just not my cup of tea"" I say to someone else's cup of tea."
"I'm not afraid that the world is going to end.... I'm afraid that it isn't going to change...."
"There's a new terrorist group targeting gorillas It's called Boko Harambe"
"...and tonight's final jeopardy category is Greek Mythology *giant centaur snorts and smiles at the other two contestants*"
"Walked by Starbucks today. The line was out the door. I've never seen so many pink cell phone cases in one place."