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Joke of the Day

"Father names his son Bentley. His friend asks - are you stupid? Why would you name your son Bentley?! Father - i don't care. At least i have Bentley now."

"Boss: This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means? Me: That it's only Wednesday"

"A redhead tells her blonde friend ""I slept with a Brazilian""... The blonde replies, ""Oh my god, you slut! How many is a Brazilian?"""

"""Sound the alarm!"" ""Dude, there's no way that thing will fit."""

"Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life."

"Did you hear about the Irishman that was attacked by a carpenter? I heard he was hammered"

"""I really regret not taking up bow hunting"" I think as my neighbor fires up his chainsaw at first light."

"He said he was a Guardian of the galaxy, I thought that was pretty cool until I realised he was a security guard in a Samsung shop."

"Microsoft tech support called me last night as a indian, I said ""Sorry your calling Indian Tech Support"""

"Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer? To the Allahu Akbar"