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Joke of the Day
"Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life? A statistician."
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"Another from my 25+ year old joke book... Girl 1: Whenever I'm down in the dumps I get a new hat. Girl 2: Oh, that's where you get them!"
"you cannot glue a tomato back together with tomato paste believe me I've tried"
"Here's my complete guide to art of trolling. Enjoy!"
"A cabbage, a faucet, and a tomato had a race. The cabbage was ahead, thefaucet was running, and the tomato tried to catch up."
"[first day on the job as a drug dealer] *giggles* ""We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?"" *gets stabbed*"
"What's Vatican City's national animal? The Papal bull."
"What do you call alternative medicine that works? Medicine."
"What did the constipated math teacher do? Worked it out with a pencil."
"""All black people are Aiwa, and all jews are Technics."" ""Those are just stereo types."""