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Joke of the Day
"What did the Bra say to the Hat? I'll hang around here, you go on a head."
Next Joke
"It's all fun and games until you notice the ""rocket"" in your son's Lego launchpad came from the drawer in your nightstand."
"Shouldn't russia have the mos dairy? Cause you know, They have the moscow? Sorry for the cheesy joke :/"
"What did you learn in school today? Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!"
"Don't joke about 9/11. My father died that day. I clearly remember what the last words he said to me were. ''Allahu Akbar''"
"You know its my phone if it looks like someone fingerpainted the touch screen in donut glaze."
"A blind guy walks into a bar ... then a stool, then a chair..."
"What did the tailor say about her job? It's sew sew"
"Just because I am an Italian American doesn't mean my family is in the mob.... It means we used to be."
"(Original) did you know that if you squeeze one of your balls hard enough you'll cum? Because sooner or later you'll bust a nut"