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Joke of the Day
"What do fat girls do in the summertime? Stink."
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"Why did the freshly circumcised penis experience uncontrollable road rage? Someone cut him off."
"Being in a vortex Must really suck"
"Told my friends that I was qualified to give them Botox injections. I raised a few eyebrows."
"Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she could moan with the other."
"Why are cows lazy and fat? Because they don't like to mooooooooooooove."
"How can you tell when a drummer's at the door? He doesn't know when to come in"
"Hey John, we expend every night together watching the moon and the stars. What we are? We are security guards Peter!"
"*offers dog a treat* Dog: I have a boyfriend"
"Your mama's so stupid She killed herself for life insurance"