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Joke of the Day
"What do fat girls do in the summertime? Stink."
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"What did Kanye West say when he saw the Red Wedding episode of Game of Thrones? Dat shit Frey."
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"How do you call a Russian tree? Dimitree"
"My sex life"
"I took a piano lesson with Elton John... He was so nice, he even offered to push in my stool."
"It's amazing how patiently people will wait in line behind you when you're buying tampons."
"What do you call someone with one arm and no legs? Names"
"If you jumped off a bridge in Paris You'd be In seine"
"When an American says, ""You do the math,"" you should also offer to assist him in his grammar."