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Joke of the Day

"Dear @MSNBC, if it's something that Twitter told me 6 hours ago, then lets not consider it ""Breaking News"""

"Has legs, but don't walk... has feathers but it is not a chicken... What it is? A dead horse with a duster in his ass"

"What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe? Canoes tip."

"Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics? LeBronze James"

"Every time I click on AMAs That's all the time we have, thanks everyone!"

"Why did the dog run in circles? He was a watchdog and needed winding."

"Polish remover Hitler. The game Sequence has a wicked sense of humor."

"""Are we going the right way, Yoda?"" ""Off course, we are!"" Happy May 4th everyone"

"Parents: Your room is a mess. Me: You really need to see my life."

"A talking penguin walked into a bar and the bar tender said: ""Hey, we don't usually get a lot of talking penguins."" And the penguin responded: ""Well, no wonder - at these prices!"""