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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer? One builds weapons and the other build targets."

"The abortion train just arrived at the station. ALL ABORT! *choo choo*"

"Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint."

"Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac with tourettes? He was up all last night wondering if there is a cunt."

"My girlfriend's body is like poetry... ...It bores me. *I really love my girlfriend, and her body is not like poetry, just so ya know :p"

"What's the difference between a gay mustache and a straight mustache? The smell."

"Advice from a 6 year old patient: ""You should wear your stethoscope everywhere...girls will really like you. You look smart"""

"Marriage Joke The title is the joke. Come on guys. -.-"

"How do you know if your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)"