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Joke of the Day

"What did the beaver say to the tree? [It's been nice 'gnawing' you!](#s)"

"How do you get wishes from cheese? You fed-a-genie!"

"What do they call the pun masters of the streets? Punksters"

"The Problem With New Jeans I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. ""Was anything wrong with them?"" the clerk asked. ""Yes,"" I said. ""They hurt my feelings."""

"Me and my girlfriend are just too different... I exist and she doesn't"

"Why did the tin man go to hell? Because he's a sinner."

"Bush meets Jared one did 9-11. the other did 9-11 year olds."

"Sometimes I say big words, even when i don't know what they mean They make me sound photosynthesis."

"[Doctor's Office] Sir, it appears you have takes-everything-literally disease. ""Is it bad, doc?"" Yes, but bear in mind- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"If life were a videogame, what would be the easiest difficulty setting? Straight White Male"