155686
Joke of the Day
"I have nothing against gynecologists... I just don't like them in genital."
Next Joke
"I like my coffee like my women.. Ice cold and overly expensive."
"I took my girlfriend to a baseball game. I kissed her between every strike.... and she kissed me between the balls."
"*sits gf down* i am about to ask you a big question. if you dont know the answer then thats ok... *clears throat* where is the space jam dvd"
"How many Hillary Clinton fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Hillary Clinton fans prefer to stay in the dark."
"""i said make him fetch"" yeah? ""what have you done"" he looks pretty fetching to me *dog in shirt & tie* does he have a job interview or somet"
"What are caterpillars afraid of? DOGerpillars!"
"Why do strippers hate roofers? They always pay in shingles."
"What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire? Fashionably late. I'll be here all week."
"How did Moses make his tea in the morning? Hebrewed it."