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Joke of the Day

"Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut."

"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian"

"I recently bought some fragranced candles They cost me several scents"

"What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish? twerkins"

"""Oh, no. No, no, no. Are you kidding me?"" -First thing I would say if someone raised me from the dead"

"My son asked me what it's like to be a parent so I woke him up at 3 a.m. to let him know that I couldn't sleep."

"BUT YOU SAID IF I WANTED TO BE YOUR LOVER, I HAD TO GET WITH YOUR FRIENDS!"

"A boy was born of an Indian , Irish , Chinese and an Italian Grandmother They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee i'll see myself out"

"A guy walks into a bar ouch If you didn't get it think about in literal terms"

"Christmas is shit ! Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross."