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Joke of the Day
"A priest comes into a bar. Wait, no it was a choirboy. So priest comes into a choirboy."
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"Why kill time when you can make it work for you?"
"I'm a low maintenance girlfriend. Just bring me a bouquet of cats."
"If horses could talk I reckon they'd mostly just say 'Get off me'."
"What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer? Leukemia Skywalker."
"Someone told me the first person you look at after something funny happens is the person you like the most... Good thing I always keep a mirror with me"
"I saw a van covered in dirt... I saw a van that was covered in dirt & someone had written ""I wish my wife was as dirty as this van"". I wrote ""she is-when you're at work!"""
"I have a pet tree... It's just like a pet dog, but the bark is quieter."
"Americans! Chasing the American Dream doesn't count as exercise."
"I'm sorry you're just not NASA material ""Why?"" Well, you wrote 'red' then crossed it out & put 'human' under blood type on your application."