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Joke of the Day

"Pro tip: never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time."

"Every time I meet someone new, my girlfriend gets a slap across the face. I really need to stop high-fiving people."

"I would be a better president than Donald Trump This is probably the wrong place to post this because that's not a fucking joke."

"Post and Repost were sitting in a boat. Post fell out, so who was left?"

"I surveyed 50 women on what hair product they used in the shower. I never knew there was a brand called ""how the hell did you get in here?!'"

"If Bernie Sanders is elected president, I want to spend a weekend at the White House and film it. I'll call it ""Weekend at Bernie's"""

"Did you know that commas can change the meaning of a sentence? For example : Mr.Walter is in a comma"

"Spiderman is just another guy who ends up with sticky hands and covered in white stuff after being on the web."

"Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny? Because they Neverland"

"What's the similarity of a dough and a human? If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise"