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Joke of the Day
"My favorite part of sex is when I'm actually having some."
Next Joke
"I received a text message from an unknown number ""I'm sorry. It's not your fault. I met someone else. Please don't call me anymore!"" ... Even other people's girlfriends are dumping me now"
"Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because they are all Targets."
"Do you want some help using the Internet son? No thanks Dad I can muck it up all by myself."
"What is the last thing to go through a sea gull's mind when it gets hit by a jumbo jet? It's ass."
"After taking a massive dump, a cockroach in toilet bowl startled me so badly I forgot to flush. I was scared shitless..."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office covered head to toe in cellophane. The psychiatrist says, ""Sir, I can clearly see you're nuts."""
"When I was about 8, my mom would play hide and go seek with me.. She was really good, too. Mom, where are you?"
"why send male soldiers into war women on there period is good enough"
"Three women are sitting at a bar talking about how loose they are... One can fit in a sausage, one can fit in a cucumber and the third one just slides down onto the bar stool."