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Joke of the Day

"My favorite part of sex is when I'm actually having some."

"It's a shame what happened to the Dolphins's parents...... I can't imagine being an Orfin"

"What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course? A hole in Juan"

"What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go ""tick tick tick?"" Vee have vays of making you tock!"

"Did you hear about that guy who was in an accident and lost his left-side? Don't worry. He's all right now."

"I had a joke about time travel but you guys didn't like it. So I choose not to post it this time around Edit: Thanks for the 1000 upvotes this time guys! ( Edited when I only had 27)"

"Why can't women enjoy porn as much as men? They can tell when the girls are faking it. (This joke best after a few drinks)"

"I'd hate to be Rock, and have to come home and explain to my kids how I got beat by Paper."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints."

"If a girl says, ""I hate drama"" there is a 99% chance she is a huge drama queen."