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Joke of the Day

"My favorite part of sex is when I'm actually having some."

"Nobody claims to like cancer when they're first diagonosed But after a while, it tends to grow on you."

"Babies are instinctual swimmers like puppies, right? Kind of need an answer quickly."

"Why didn't Herbert Hoover get re-elected? Because he sucked."

"Why did the pedophile go into the cave? He was looking for miners."

"[Cringe Alert] Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ? They only wear Trunks."

"What is the first rule of eating a banana? One. Never look someone in the eyes. What is the second rule? Two. Never look up."

"I took a Scottish girl to the countryside. ""Hello view!"" she said, looking out the window of our rented house. I said, ""I love you too..."""

"Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road? To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget."

"Steve Irwin will always be in our hearts Just like the stingray needle in his."