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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the founders of New York City were Jewish..... Who else can buy the most valuable land in the world for 26 seashells."

"Breakfast I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

"Raise your right arm before you click. *tickle tickle tickle*"

"Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman? One is real and the other isn't."

"Someone stole my mood ring And I don't know how I feel about it."

"Van Gogh was the original selfie king."

"What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes? One starts with B and the otber starts with D"

"Did you hear about the bedbug? He was undercover."

"Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother? He can never find the Loki."

"Ali was great but he was not the greatest... The best boxer that ever lived was reverend Jim Jones. He killed over 900 people with one punch!"