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Joke of the Day
"Who is the most successful rapist? Django"
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"What day do fries hate the most? Friday"
"What is true and false at the same time? This"
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"This is probably a controversial take but I think the sanitation worker responsible for garbage collection on Sesame Street should be fired."
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