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Joke of the Day
"I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman."
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"I just want to thank you for explaining that Geico ad to me. It means a great deal."
"What do you call a james bond film about a calculator? Casio royale"
"What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas? Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it."
"What did terrorist say to my friend Jack? Hi Jack!"
"What do gangsters put on their nachos? Glock-amole"
"Leather armor is the best for sneaking because it's literally made of hide."
"What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending? I can't find the twine."
"I've squirted an entire bottle of No More Tears in my baby's face... ...and she's still crying. Parenting is hard"