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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels she strikes oil!"

"I came here to tell a Mexican joke But that could be crossing a line."

"I like that my phone tries to capitalize the word internet. Like the mindless dicking around we do on here is important."

"Did you hear about the kid that became a paraplegic? He had to roll with it..."

"Trump can't release his taxes Putin hasn't sent his W2s yet"

"Yelling someone's name in different voices until they finally hear you"

"Nodding my head like yeah moving my hips like yeah selling my blood like yeah because I made a series of poor financial decisions like yeah"

"Darth Vader: Join me on the Dark Side, Luke! Luke: I'll never join you! Vader: We have flex hours and Pizza Fridays! Luke: NOOOOOO!!!"

"exactly 14 yrs ago today, I pointed at a beautiful woman & said ""that's the girl I'm gonna marry one day"" but it turned out to be a lamppost"

"Trampolines used to be called jumpolines Until your mom jumped on one back in 1972."