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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the kid that became a paraplegic? He had to roll with it..."
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"""It's a bird! It's a plane!"" - my 3 year old niece, excited as hell over some basic shit."
"What do you call a borderline racial slur about a person of Asian decent? A slippery slope."
"What do you get with legalized prostitution and a highly competitive marketplace? The best bang for your buck."
"Why did god give Marines one more IQ point than he gave to horses. So they won't shit during parades."
"What is an orphan's favourite drink? Fosters."
"Why did the guy get an erection when he saw a ruler? He had a foot fetish."
"My wife used to get so fat that she had to go to the hospital; then a person would fall out of her. That doesn't sound normal."
"What has a million legs but can't walk? Jerry's Kids."
"Oh no! The universe just imploded itself...... ...... No matter."