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Joke of the Day
"Always put sunglasses on your tree. Then, you'll get the proper shade."
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"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn."
"My daughter teaches me something every day. Because you're supposed to learn from your mistakes"
"There should be a ""shame"" setting on showerheads."
"Paula Deen is set to release memoirs about life with Type 2 diabetes It will be titled ""Paula Deen - For Butter or Worse"""
"*Answers door naked* Jehovah's Witnesses... Me: Do you have a moment to let me tell you about my sex life? Here, have this pamphlet."
"What do people wear when they go to a new planet? Terraformal wear."
"Definition Of A Kiss What Is A Kiss? Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor."
"My problem with profanity is that..... It's mother fucking dusgusting"
"There's no such thing as an automatic door. Just gentlemen ninjas."