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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that Stalin had a girlfriend that cheated on him? You know what, don't worry about it. She's out of the picture now anyway."

"A man posts a Joke on reddit It is not a repost."

"""I have too much time on my hands and I want to stew in a broth of my own filth."" - People who take baths"

"I like to throw bottles into the ocean with notes that just say, k."

"How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just kick the shit out of the room for being black."

"What do you call two couches that are in love with each other? Homosectionals."

"What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy? Son of a Bith!"

"Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll.....or you're taking shit from some asshole."

"7 yo son asked how Grandpa got lung cancer. I said, ""Well, he quit a long time ago, but for many many years, Grandpa played Minecraft."""

"[If my dog could talk] DUDE, IT'S BEEN 9 YEARS. I GET IT. I'M A GOOD BOY"