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Joke of the Day

"Only one Chinese man lived in my hometown, and I still couldn't tell him apart."

"Friend: Do you have a bird problem? Me: No. Friend: Why is there a scare crow in your compound. Me: Oh that? That's for people."

"A man walks up to the counter at the airport. ""Can I help you?"" asks the agent. ""I want a round trip ticket"" says the man. ""Where to?"" asks the agent. ""Right back to here."""

"I spent the last hour molding a little man out of Starbursts and now I have to explain to him about death."

"What can't teenage girls do? Even"

"Hot chick at the bar just said that she's gonna do something stupid tonight... ...I informed her that I only had a 1.75 GPA in high school."

"I went to a seafood disco last week... ...and pulled a mussel."

"Who's Kony's favorite rapper? Soulja Boy."

"This could be the beginning of a beautiful restraining order."

"A man is with his wife... Just look at the first comment, the joke is probably better."