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Joke of the Day
"A man is with his wife... Just look at the first comment, the joke is probably better."
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"9/11 jokes arent funny and 2/11 are just plane stupid"
"HOLD YOUR HORSES. TELL YOUR HORSES YOU LOVE THEM. DONT BE TOO STRICT WITH YOUR HORSES OR THEY'LL DATE OLDER HORSES GET TATTOOS & HAVE PONIES"
"Do you hate yourself? Do you wish someone would trip you down stairs? Do you enjoy lacerations & and surprise vomit piles? *hands you a cat*"
"I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister... It was wrong on so many levels."
"A kitchen joke. Why was the cutting board? The knife was really dull"
"What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician? To the airport please"
"What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid? What's Kraken!"
"Two and a half men would be way funnier with an all black cast But then it would have to be called one and 3/5ths men"
"I went to the doctor with a hearing problem He said ""Can you describe the symptoms?"" I said ""Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"""