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Joke of the Day
"I went to a seafood disco last week... ...and pulled a mussel."
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"Q: Did you hear about the burned down tree? A: It was ash."
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"IamA (Blank) AMA! **My short bio:** Enter stuff here **My Proof:** Enter link here"
"Stop being racist to kettles."
"Life is like a bag of jelly beans Everyone hates the black ones Edit: First time I've seen this tag! Woot Woot!"
"Really wanted the day off, so I text my boss Me: I can't come in today. I'm sick Boss: How sick are you? Me: Well I'm currently in bed with my sister......"