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Joke of the Day

"This could be the beginning of a beautiful restraining order."

"Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great white bear place !"

"How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day"

"How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb? 13\. Number 9 will shock you!"

"I once asked a girl out on a date to perform in my favorite hobby. She demanded there be no strings attached We had a shit day flying kites"

"1 in 5 bosses will let you leave work early if you claim to have 'lady problems' then start crying. It works even better for guys."

"He died doing what he loved...failing to read my mind."

"Just phished Forest Gump's Facebook password, it's: 1Forest1"

"Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !"

"There was a robbery in Antarctica, but it was stopped. There was even a party to celebrate Justice was served"