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Joke of the Day
"This could be the beginning of a beautiful restraining order."
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"""Always wear a pretty bra. The worst case is nobody sees it."" ~ Not an old Irish proverb"
"I always take the high road, because the colors are more psychedelic and sometimes you see a unicorn."
"I have a joke about Physics... But meh. I guess it wouldn't matter."
"A third zebra strolls casually while whistling and pretending to read a newspaper onto Noah's ark."
"Intelligence always beats good looks. But just to be safe I've got both covered."
"there should be some kind of National Dog and before any politician gets sworn into office we have to see how the dog reacts to them"
"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it wasn't born yesterday!"
"[a 2nd grade classroom 5 yrs from now] TEACHER: Khaleesi M, please leave Khaleesi S alone. Khaleesi T, I still need your permission slip"
"If you watch the Harlem Shake backwards, it's a video about a guy who parties longer than everyone else."