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Joke of the Day

"I spent the last hour molding a little man out of Starbursts and now I have to explain to him about death."

"A termite walks into a bar... And asks ""Is the bartender here?"""

"When fighting clowns, never hesitate. Go straight for the juggler."

"Why did the hoagie go to the shrink? He was having problems with his sub-conscious."

"Got a cease and desist letter that says I can't wear my hard hat around town until I learn how to wolf whistle."

"1st old man says ""I wish I could pee with no problems"", 2nd old man says ""I wish I could poop easily"", 3rd old man says ""I easily do both by 10am...."" "".... problem is, I don't wake up til noon"""

"What did the little boy say upon putting the finishing piece on his Snow man ""For the watch"""

"I just got a new job at a prison library. It has its prose and cons."

"Instead of ""single"" as a marital status, it should read ""independently owned and operated"""

"Pal: on your date, don't let her think you get jealous on date Date: the steak please Me: So you know, I'm cool with you talking to that guy"