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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is? By how many slaves he has."

"*takes picture of son putting ornament on the tree* Okay, now give that back to mommy and don't touch another one, okay?"

"Did you hear the joke about a feminist? That isn't funny."

"Us New Yorkers try to stick to the four main food groups; pizza, pizza bagels, pizza pies, and cheesecake."

"Why are camels called the ships of the desert? Cause they're filled with Arab seamen!"

"Today, a midget insulted me, so I had no choice but to punch him in the face... I never thought I'd stoop so low"

"What do the police hate most? Blackmale"

"Did you hear Richie Benaud died today? It happened this morning at twooo:twentytoooo"

"Don't be stupid, if their ex is still calling it's because they're still getting an answer."

"What do you call a bird that believes in the change in the basic assumptions, or paradigms, within the ruling theory of science? A *parrot*-digm shift."