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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder? A: So he could shoot his mouth off."

"A bear walks into a bar. When he get to the bar he says ""I' ll have a rum and.......coke."" ""Why the long pause?"" asks the bartender. The bear replies ""Well, I am a bear"""

"Could eating a lot of spaghetti make me a better dad? I suppose it's pastable."

"Brad Pitt: Doc, did you ever see my movie ""Seven"" with me and Morgurt Freeman? Doctor: I think you mean Morgan Brad: Sorry, Morgurt Morgan"

"So I went over to my uncle with a lisp's house He asked me ""hey d-do you w-w-want a d-d-dee-dee-d-d-d-deep-deep-d-deeeeeep freezer?"" I replied: ""Noo thanks buddy that's too deep for me"" [EDIT] Fuck."

"I had a blind date last night At least I think it was a date. The blindfold and duct tape was a bit different."

"An atheist, a vegan, and a CrossFitter walk into a bar.. I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."

"Dear posters of /r/jokes, can't you be a bit more original with your posts? My friends say they are tired of hearing the same jokes over and over again."

"What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college? Bison!"

"What do you call a chicken crossed with a cow? Cock-a-doodle-moo!"