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Joke of the Day

"Walmart: because going to Target requires a shower."

"What did one testicle say to the other testicle? This guy in middle is a dick."

"I wish my car could put its hands in its pockets and whistle when I drive by a cop."

"How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada? Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you."

"Made a cool logo for /r/jokes Ya like it ? "

"Tell me again how I unloaded the dishwasher too loudly when you were watching golf. Detectives will want to know exactly how this went down."

"wwow i dropped my phone with my twitter open and people crowded around reading it and applauding and women threw roses and kissed my feet"

"Did you hear Lorain Labbobit died in a car accident last week? Some dick cut her off!"

"Judging by the way some women wear makeup it's rather obvious they didn't excel at coloring as a kid."

"Your Majesty, the peasants are revolting! I know, I wish they would wash..!"