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Joke of the Day

"Judging by the way some women wear makeup it's rather obvious they didn't excel at coloring as a kid."

"Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question. Pupil : How long for the answer sir !"

"If Netflix asks if you're still watching, tell the truth. I didn't & missed the first time my Netflix rode a bicycle on its own"

"How does a black woman know she's pregnant? When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked."

"Why were the ducks arrested? They were selling quack in the park."

"This month has five Fridays, five Saturdays, and five Sundays but only FOUR Mondays. You're welcome!"

"Sorry just got your text. Do you still need to go to the hospital?"

"What is green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."

"Did you hear about the incestuous hotdogs? They say they're in bread."

"Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field."