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"As a Volkswagen Engineer, do you know what really grinds my gears? The Tiptronic transmission, actually, but I invented these noise cancelling headphones!"
"Why was Mr. Strawberry sad? He was in a Jam."
"Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar? He would have made a gas car"
"What happens when we put white people in power Police brutality."
"Wrong hole. No. Still the wrong hole. Only ONE in each hole! Ugh. Here! I'll show you. -Helping my kid put on a swimsuit."
"me: [slides bank teller a note] bank teller: what's a ""roblery"""
"Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, Elizabeth Taylor, Bob Marley, Marilyn Monroe, ""Venison's dear isn't it?"", John Lennon, Albert Einstein, Bruce Lee, Steve McQueen, James Dean Pun intended"
"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? One was a salted."
"How is Debbie Reynolds like my penis? They both had a stroke when they saw Carrie Fishers body."