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Joke of the Day

"Putin at the airport Vladimir Putin arrives at an airport, gets in line at customs desk. Customs officer: Occupation? Putin: No, just visiting."

"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian bail"

"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Tentacles!"

"Say what you will about the Democratic debate... but Hillary Clinton didn't refer to the size of her penis."

"I usually hate having long hair But I think it's growing on me."

"Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died? Because he just couldn't bereave it."

"What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist? Tsamina mina eh eh... ""Weka Weka"" eh eh..."

"My math teacher accused me of cheating, I can't help that my English teacher is hotter."

"What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat minor (or a broken piano)"

"What has four legs, and if it fell out of a tree it'd kill you? A pool table"