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Joke of the Day
"My math teacher accused me of cheating, I can't help that my English teacher is hotter."
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"no the princiPAL is not my PAL he's an ass wipe who called my mom and told her to buy me a bra because my big smelly tits upset him"
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile (Im going to fucking hell. I shouldnt have laughed at this so hard.)"
"A new study says schizophrenia and pot smoking are genetically linked but don't worry, another study says you're just being paranoid."
"[shitty joke incoming] A man just woke up from brain surgery... Where he got a brain tumor removed. When the doctor asked if he was okay he said he felt light headed."
"Do teardrop facial tattoos prevent crying? If so, I'm getting a urine stream tattooed down my leg so I'll stop wetting the bed."
"Men are like frogs, the most important thing is to jump on faster."
"Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland? Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin."
"What do you call a 12 year old protein? A pretein"
"The most common phrase in China: ""Hey! You look familiar!"""