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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat minor (or a broken piano)"
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"How did Hitler like his orange juice? Concentrated."
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"Feed your kids soup for dinner, so you can sit at the table for 47 minutes and listening to slurping."
"What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage? A degree in law."
"What are your guys' best Cards Against Humanity answers?"
"How do you starve a Socialist? You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit; Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!"
"I just want to be rich enough to stop giving people toilet paper for Christmas"