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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Tentacles!"
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"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye... and then it's fun and games with no depth perception."""
"What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit? Rite Aid"
"Two babys at the birth ward... ...one baby says to the other.""i'm a boy"" to with the other reply:""how do you know?"". the first baby pulls the blanket to the side and says:""look i got blue socks on"""
"2 deer walk out of bar... One says to the other, ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there."""
"[during sex] HER: I want you to make me scream ME: *tosses spider onto her chest*"
"How is the Middle East not leading the world in wind energy... ... they have almost one turban per person."
"A man walks into a library and asks the Mexican librarian which section would have information about Guppies. The librarian answers... ""Microfiche""."
"What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself? A dino-sore"
"What idiot named it a mugshot instead of a cellfie?"