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Joke of the Day

"What has four legs, and if it fell out of a tree it'd kill you? A pool table"

"The last person to enter parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes."

"doktor: did you get a drug test? me: nah I know what I'm on"

"So apparently not every chubby guy with a mustache is named Mario. My bad, dad."

"How did the hipster burn their tongue? They drank their tea before it was cool."

"Two mutes walk into a bar and one says to the other:"

"The fact Michael Jackson had to ask Annie if she was OK nearly 100 times in four minutes makes me think she probably wasn't OK."

"What is the Speed of Darkness? ... ... Batman!"

"I asked my blonde girlfriend to shave her pussy for me I didn't realize Calico's were that skinny."

"Never date an Aztec woman... They'll rip your heart out :("