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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died? Because he just couldn't bereave it."

"All my friends are convincing me to travel to Northwest Territories... But I'm having Nunavut."

"The mirrors in my house have been pretty sarcastic lately."

"Obama: Joe, look. Full moon Biden: What? TONIGHT? *starts shapeshifting* Obama: Joe? Biden: AARRGHHH *Gore kicks door down* Gore: MANBEARPIG"

"dad u make dolphin noises mom u make pinacolada noises grandma u put on this sailboat costume. I told this girl on skype im 16/surfer/hawaii"

"What has 4 wheels and flies? /u/IDrewTheDuckBlue's car. [Credit.] (https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/3ez4sp/just_drove_from_california_to_illinois_with_a_fly/)"

"Did you fall from the sky? Not because you look like an angel but because your face looks like you fell from a really high place ;)."

"A young boy died after having sex with his teacher... His friends high fived him to death. Zak galifinakorishdjignko"

"never trust a business that uses Papyrus font"

"The Sun God Heloios was hungover today. Unable to lift his radiant body out of bed he just stuck his blazing bare bum over the horizon... ... it was the crack of dawn."