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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny!"
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"What's a lannister's favorite pop star? Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar"
"""Yes I understand that's your face, but it's also the place where I need to put my butthole."" - Cats"
"I like to throw a fake punch at a hooker's crotch. If she flinches, I know it's a dude."
"Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican? Because they pee on poles."
"After they got married she even put his truck nuts in a jar."
"How come they only do that moustache oil for men? Sexism."
"Q: If everyone in America started driving pink cadillacs, what would you have? A: A pink car nation."
"What do Mike Jones and an owl have in common? Who?"
"Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won."