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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won."
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"I joined a reggae band playing the triangle. I just stand at the back and ting."
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"Translator: We changed the Bible verses forbidding happy marriage to say gay marriage. King James: Same thing, what could possibly go wrong?"
"What do you call a stupid beer? Daft!"
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