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Joke of the Day
"What do Mike Jones and an owl have in common? Who?"
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"What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snowballs"
"[me, leaving a funeral] That was fantastic. Let's do this again sometime."
"Where did the ghost go shopping? At the BOO-tique"
"the other day, I got into a car accident. A midget got out of the other car and said ""I'm not happy!"" I said ""Well, than which one are you?"""
"Where does a redditor's slutty girlfriend hide her other boyfriend? Idaho."
"What type of computer sings? A Dell."
"When my toddlers are teenagers I'm going to wake them up in the middle of the night to tell them I'm thirsty"
"What is the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob."
"My wife bought a new plant for for the house. I didn't like it at first... ...but it's starting to grow on me."