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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican? Because they pee on poles."
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"What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley? Elaine"
"How to kill your wife without consequences. Hah. Made you look."
"Why can't the bicycle stand on its own? Because it's two tired"
"At the state fair I realized none of my troubles matter when you dip them in batter"
"What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette? *Gluten tag*"
"The dentist said to his patient, ""This is going to hurt a little."" The patient replied, ""It's ok doc, I'm ready."" The dentist went on, ""I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now."""
"Misery loves company. But not you. Even Misery has standards."
"""I can't find my gun"" I exclaimed as I rifled through my drawers."
"What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant? They both have wings, except for the elephant."