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Joke of the Day

"Q: If everyone in America started driving pink cadillacs, what would you have? A: A pink car nation."

"How are people from Kentucky like flour? They're inbred."

"You look like my Asian friend from school. Yeah his name was Ug-lee!"

"""What's taking the pharmacist so long? It's just one prescription"" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*"

"What kind of bees give milk? boobies"

"A great vocabulary is such a turn on. A guy used the word ""bifurcated"" during a meeting and I almost threw my panties at him."

"I had a Chinese last night... His name was Yang Li"

"Him: Wow you're eating again? Me: Wow you're celibate again?"

"A priest, rapist, and pedophile walks into a bar... ...and he orders a drink."

"What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con desending.."