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Joke of the Day
"How come they only do that moustache oil for men? Sexism."
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"My sinuses are under so much pressure Vanilla Ice just ripped them off."
"1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ? 2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying ? 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!"
"What did the Orthopedist Comedian Magician say to his patient? ""For my next trick, i'll tickle your funny bone"""
"Since We're Doing Pirate Jokes. What Does Every Pirate Hate? A small chest with no booty."
"How much does Dickbutt make an hour? Minimeme wage"
"I've invented a golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it comes within 4 inches. They work brilliantly, just don't carry them in your back pocket."
"My girlfriend asked if I would spend a month away from her for 5000 dollars. It's tempting, but I don't think I can afford it."
"Who will win this Super Bowl's coin toss? Hillary Clinton"
"Did you hear about the new virtual reality fellatio program? It's a real mind-blowing experience."