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Joke of the Day
"My relationship status: Waiting for a miracle."
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"A hurricane is like a woman. When they come, they are wet, crazy, and wild. But when they leave, they take your house and your car."
"What did the Mexican student write his essay about? Life outside of prison."
"What mouse has two legs? Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs?"
"A Galaxy Phone, an iPhone and a windows phone fall out a top story window. The galaxy phone bounces with minor cracks. The iPhone smashes into dozens of pieces. The windows phone freezes mid decent."
"Funny school joke Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."
"What is a Cambodian's favorite meal? Pol Pot."
"What do you call a fly when it retires? A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No? Alright.. I'll see myself out."
"My friend was like ""hey bring some cd's to listen to on the trip"" and I was like ""where are we going, 2001?"""
"I am starting a support group for guys dealing with Autoerotic Asphyxiation. Our motto is: ""Hang in there, we can beat it."""