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Joke of the Day
"My relationship status: Waiting for a miracle."
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"What game do they play at Mexican carnivals? Guaca-mole!"
"I heard that Being the one to circumcise elephants doesn't pay too well But the tips are huge!!"
"Why are people reluctant to eat pudding that is past its expiration date? Because it is off pudding."
"Wiping your ass is a lot like approaching a traffic light... Red means stop."
"I once swallowed a piece of string and it came out tied. I shit you knot."
"What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? ""Hey what's eating you?"""
"There once was a man, who on reddit Made a point but someone had just said it. So lets all raise a toast, To the amazing shitpost Where without them then we would forget it!"
"Ever hear of ""organic"" grapes? Yeah, they're called Raisens."
"dishes laundry vacuuming dusting me *Things that won't get done today."