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Joke of the Day

"Funny school joke Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."

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"GF: I'm leaving with the kids if you don't stop pretending our house is a hospital ME: That'll be great, we really need the beds"
"Why can you call a liberal a leftist but can't call a conservative a rightist? Because they're always the wrongest."
"What doesn't kill you, forces me to reload."
"The last time people got so upset over a cup.. It involved two girls."
"Had a near death experience last night A cop pulled me over."
"What do you call an adopted ghost? Transparent"
"Why can't pirates finish the alphabet? because they get lost at C!"