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Joke of the Day

"I am starting a support group for guys dealing with Autoerotic Asphyxiation. Our motto is: ""Hang in there, we can beat it."""

"Please pray for my friends' 4-year-old. They found out today 7 minutes of his life wasn't photographed or videotaped and put on Facebook."

"What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini."

"France vs Germany was a close game... it ended in a shootout."

"I don't even know how to read a digital clock I can only tell the time on the ones with the hands"

"WHAT IS THE BEST POSITION TO HAVE UGLY BABIES? I DON'T KNOW. ASK YOUR MOM."

"If Love is like Chemistry. I am a noble gas."

"Guy [beating me up for making a joke at an inappropriate time]: whos funny now you piece of shit Me: wait, you thought i was funny before?"

"Who did they cast as the Hulk""s dog? Bark Roofalo"

"""Carrie"" is my favourite movie about how religious faith leads to supernatural mass murder."