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Joke of the Day

"I am starting a support group for guys dealing with Autoerotic Asphyxiation. Our motto is: ""Hang in there, we can beat it."""

"Paddy says to Mick, ""Christmas is on a Friday this year"".... Mick says ""Let's hope it's not the 13th."""

"The labels on prescription bottles are just suggestions, like speed limits."

"What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge? A paradox."

"Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni"

"A joke from Italy -Dad, do farts have a weight? -I don't think so -So....well, I guess I pooped myself"

"What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally? A [sic] joke"

"George R.R. Martin writes Game of Thrones books... ...and makes a killing out of them."

"Did you know: Wi-Fi is short for ""wireless fireless."" Pre-wi-fi all internet was fire based. Firewall, firewire, ""fire up the computer"" etc."

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the children? Want to buy a piece of candy?"