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Joke of the Day

"What did the Mexican student write his essay about? Life outside of prison."

"I'd love to date one of our moderators. Every joke is long to them."

"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where to put the cucumber."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Selling for $2."

"Get your therapist to start taking you seriously by pulling a donut out of your purse."

"How is your golf game? Eh... It's sub-par."

"You know why the fiscal year ends in March and not December? Because the next year starts with April Fools' day."

"Need a new emoticon? Why not (V)(;,,;)(V) ?"

"Don't call me a party animal then get upset that I pooped on your carpet."

"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day."