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Joke of the Day

"What is a Cambodian's favorite meal? Pol Pot."

"If you elect me president, the national unemployment figures are guaranteed to drop by at least one."

"I run a nonprofit organization that helps keep homeless substance abusers warm during harsh winters. It's called Snuggies for Druggies"

"Why did that animal's wife get a divorce? Because he was a cheetah."

"Reporters Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip? He just wanted the inside scoop."

"What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!"

"Don't know whether to be disturbed or enchanted that the word sesquipedalian is onomatopoetic"

"Thank you Internet stranger for your honorable proposal of marriage. My folks are so excited. They're asking for Thanksgiving and Easter."

"I got fired from my job as a bingo caller... apparently ""A meal for two with a terrible view"" was a pathetic way to announce the number 69."

"An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. ""How did you get here?"" he asked. And the new angel replied ""Flu..."""