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Joke of the Day

"Some say sex is better than chocolate. Others say chocolate is better than sex. I say why not make love to chocolate."

"How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask him/her to pronounce unionized Edit: Gets 3000+ upvotes, Karma remains at 20..."

"My brother wants to tell our parents he's gay & I'm helping by singing ""The Son'll Come Out, Tomorrow"" whenever we're together."

"How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water."

"You should never tease a fat girl with a lisp. She's probably thick and tired of it."

"""What's the difference between a pickpocket and peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."" - Redd Foxx, 1956"

"Is it bad to feel the need to finish off prescription drugs before they expire? I don't have most of these ailments but they were expensive"

"Mexicans used to excel at cross-country... ... but Donald Trump could be the reason they get a gold in pole-vaulting"

"What do you call an Irish armchair? Patty O'Furniture"

"What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit? Rite Aid"