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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water."
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"Why the Indian programmers are good at C or Java, but not Basic? Because they're cast-sensitive!"
"I'm deeply in love with you. But hard deeply, like demented. Kind of sick if you know what I mean. I will most probably end up carving you up. Want a coffee?"
"If you ever feel useless... Remember there is a someone in the BMW factory installing turn signals."
"Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia? Because he was Snowden"
"A man walks into a bar And stays there my entire childhood"
"What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend? Im Stoned :p"
"George invited all his friends for a no-masturbation get-together They came within the hour."
"I can't believe it's already been 10 zoips since I invented my own system for measuring time."
"Here's my complete guide to art of trolling. Enjoy!"